corneliusdawgiusmaximus:

ablogorsomething:

atheistme:

sanityscraps:

sageoflogic:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”

lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”

Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”

I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

Into the great Sacred Cenote, a well measuring some two hundred feet across at the mouth, victims (although infrequently the virgins so dear to modern tradition) were cast, along with jewels and other valuables, to appease the rain god.

—The Course of Mexican History, Meyer et al.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”

Hm.

Ironically, the closest book to me is a bible.

“Make a horn at each of the four corners, so that the horns and the alter are of one piece, and overlay the alter with bronze.”

Guess my sex lifes gunna be a little kinky. 

“Upon arrival at said area, both subjects tied their victim to a buck fence, robbed him, tortured him, and beat him.” I honestly have no response.

“Let’s get out,” whispered Jordan, after a somehow wasteful and inappropriate half-hour; “this is much too polite for me.”

Bad group sex followed by kinky one-on-one?

“Once, at a bar, Patrick’s best friend, Nina, had asked what the worst thing he’d ever seen was.”

(Source: loveclaire)

This post is posted on Tuesday 28 February 2012.
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    “Stir before serving.” hmmmmm…
  2. ladyavenal reblogged this from crumblebatchandcustardfreeman and added:
    ….horror stories about parochial schools
  3. crumblebatchandcustardfreeman reblogged this from cynicismisgoodforthesoul and added:
    “You have the key, Senor?” he asked, except in that British public school accent it came out sounding like what you...
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    Chocolate Bread Pudding…
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    “Now, if I were to hear anybody speak slightly of you, I should fire up in a moment: but that is not at all likely, for...
  7. ohh-the-irony reblogged this from rush-into-life and added:
    “She held him closer round...neck, and rocked him...her...
  8. rush-into-life reblogged this from loveclaire and added:
    “Then he really let one go at me, and...knew I was on the goddam floor again” Catcher in...
  9. forthememoryofepicurus reblogged this from loveclaire and added:
    THIS EXPLAINS A LOT: ”The acid fermentation of vinegar, although it may be incomplete, is arrested when the vinegar is...
  10. david-c-x reblogged this from disjointed-psyche and added:
    “Fifty percent chance...Annotated Wondermark...David Malki !...
  11. missloki reblogged this from bitshift-pony and added:
    “Ten orders. We were loved, once. Why have you forsaken us, Almighty! Shard of my soul, where have you gone?” This…...
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    once we have a model, we can determine its reliability by testing how well other experimental values satisfy the model”...
  13. megamagikarp reblogged this from kylodious and added:
    “Estimate the sum or difference by rounding each number to the nearest hundred.” …ooooooooooooook
  14. m-e-l-o-d-i-e-s reblogged this from loveclaire and added:
    “Then, after breakfast, Maia started lessons with...twins.” Lol okay then ;p
  15. kylodious reblogged this from buckyesponies and added:
    Moo Goo Gai Pan. …this is probably more accurate than it should be.
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    “‘I’m really sorry,’ Hanna repeated. ‘But I made these plans before I knew about your Twelve Days of Christmas thing.’”...
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    “It soothed her to do so, and passed the time.”
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    “Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen.” ~Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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    “When in addition, I see a Chinese coin hanging from your watch-chain, the matter becomes even more simple.” -The...
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    ” ‘That might have happened anyway.’ “ - Blood Price by Tanya Huff
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    ” Which he, most sweetly, kissed in the receipt, and might no doubt return it, with the letter, and point the place...
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    He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long dead Stark. “I loved that old man.”
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    “Wherever I was, I wasn’t underground anymore.” ..Alright.
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    “Before I left town, we decided to speak on the phone at least twice a day.” Well thats depressing
  26. the-cynical-idealist reblogged this from the-bass-bot and added:
    “But Gerald could never attain elegance.” …what.
  27. generalbri reblogged this from the-bass-bot and added:
    I had to get up and walk to the nearest book. The first sentence that actually starts on pg 45: “His head and beard...
  28. the-bass-bot reblogged this from nericurls and added:
    so…there is no book near me. figures…
  29. nericurls reblogged this from safare and added:
    “The fire’s not lighting, huh?” Well, that’s what I get for keeping my Calvin and Hobbes close.
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    “And suppose those people in the next room, asleep, are not my mother and father at all.” well then
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